I Have Named It "Mower"

"Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips) 04/23/2016 at 17:27 • Filed to: Petlopnik

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Because I about hit this little guy/gal with one.

$kaycog > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 04/23/2016 at 17:33

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Cute! I like frogs.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 04/23/2016 at 17:37

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Terrapin?

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 04/23/2016 at 17:40

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We think it’s a painted turtle.

MultiplaOrgasms > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 04/23/2016 at 17:44

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I used to have one of these things when I was a kid. I called him Hideki Tojo.

TheHondaBro > $kaycog 04/23/2016 at 17:50

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Pretty sure that’s a lizard.

My citroen won't start > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 04/23/2016 at 18:01

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Soup?

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 04/23/2016 at 18:08

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By that logic I would be called LHS.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 04/23/2016 at 18:17

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We had one of those. It was terrible.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > My citroen won't start 04/23/2016 at 18:18

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No.

gmctavish needs more space > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 04/23/2016 at 18:22

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I would be Golf

$kaycog > TheHondaBro 04/23/2016 at 18:22

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Silly, lizards can’t ride motorcycles.

Funktheduck > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 04/23/2016 at 18:37

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I hit a snake a couple weeks ago with the mower. Sad times

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Funktheduck 04/23/2016 at 18:40

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Funny, I shot a snake 3 times last time I mowed.

Funktheduck > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 04/23/2016 at 19:19

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Shot? What did you use that made it take 3 shots?

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Funktheduck 04/23/2016 at 19:24

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.45. Wanted to make sure it was dead.

Little Black Coupe Turned Silver > Funktheduck 04/23/2016 at 19:30

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I used to get in trouble while mowing because I would chase snakes down on purpose with the riding mower... Dad wanted nice straight lines, I wanted less snakes.

Funktheduck > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 04/23/2016 at 19:48

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.410 would've handled it in 1

Funktheduck > Little Black Coupe Turned Silver 04/23/2016 at 19:48

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Snakes are good for you

Birddog > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 04/23/2016 at 19:55

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Damn son! Get some Birdshot.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Funktheduck 04/23/2016 at 20:06

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Only have like 2 slugs for our .410, plus the .45 was in my drawer and ready to go.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Birddog 04/23/2016 at 20:06

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.45 was quickly available.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 04/23/2016 at 21:00

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Nice. We never find anything worth keeping while mowing. My wife mowed yesterday and found a redhead. She chased it out into the road and ran it over a few times. This is what was left.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 04/23/2016 at 21:20

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Normally I find snakes, so this was a pleasant surprise.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 04/23/2016 at 21:30

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Yeah these little painted turtles can be a lot of fun. I had a roommate in college who kept one and would let him run around the house once a day. They’re pretty cool to watch scurry around investigating things.

We have lots of snakes, but I never seem to find them when mowing. Mostly just lizards and geckos. Usually as parts of them are being spit out of the mower :-/

shop-teacher > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 04/23/2016 at 21:35

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Cool! A friend of mine has a turtle named squish, maybe for the same reason.

itranthelasttimeiparkedit > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 04/23/2016 at 22:17

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haha wtf is that

itranthelasttimeiparkedit > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 04/23/2016 at 22:18

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I was thinking birdshot too but I like your style better...

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > itranthelasttimeiparkedit 04/24/2016 at 10:17

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What’s left of a Texas giant redheaded centipede. They are not fun to have in the house so we try to kill them in the yard first. We had one get in last year and it scared the hell out of my daughter. I can’t find the photo of that one right now... Here is one from the web of what these things looks like. We see them pretty often this time of year in South Texas.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > itranthelasttimeiparkedit 04/24/2016 at 10:19

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Stupid Kinja didn’t upload the photo in my first comment.

itranthelasttimeiparkedit > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 04/24/2016 at 15:53

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Where are you in texas? I have lived here my whole life and never remember seeing one

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > itranthelasttimeiparkedit 04/24/2016 at 18:35

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San Antonio. They are more of a desert critter, so they are mostly in south and west Texas, New Mexico and northern Mexico. The rain seems to drive them out of hiding and we’ve had a wet spring here so we’re seeing a lot more of them than usual. Even when it’s dry I’ll see one a few times a year in the yard.